Pulling the wool over your eyes

To pull the wool over someone’s eyes is the inspiration behind today’s poem so I thought I’d share a link to the origin of this fun phrase. It sounds a lot more devious than this baaing poem and it makes being a shepherd sound a whole heap of fun!

wool

I tripped over socks and
I tripped over dogs.
I tripped over words and
I tripped over the truth;
but none of these trips
were familiar
to me.
I thought I could hear
I thought I could see;
but all I was told was some gobbledegook
some sheep droppings,
sheep stockings,
a field full of mutton.
Baa to the humbugs,
I’m eating this tripe.
I’ll never understand
your need
for a gripe.

Catherine Johnson, 2013.

And here’s a lovely song called You Can’t Pull the Wool Over My Eyes, and I can’t help but laugh at the couple having a bar meal. I bet they have no idea they are on YouTube. Anyway have a woolless week everyone! ;)

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15 Responses

  1. Love that! thank you!!

  2. Cute poem. Fun to read.

  3. Fun! Love the photo, too.

  4. What a fun poem! It left me with a smile :)

  5. Hahaha! Love it.

  6. A field full of mutton! :) Awesome!

  7. My favorite lines–
    but all I was told was some gobbledegook
    some sheep droppings,
    sheep stockings,

    Fun to say!

    Thanks for sharing your talent, Catherine.

  8. Thanks everyone! It’s a struggle to be silly ;)

  9. Wool you ever stop with the bad puns, she asked sheepishly?
    ;-)

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