Pancake Day!

pancakes

Pancakes are gross like garbage pails,
They’re gooey and yucky
and get stuck in your nails.

Pancakes are foul like turnip soup,
They’re gooey and yucky
and they turn into gloop.

Pancakes are awful like cabbage pie,
They’re gooey and yucky
I wish they would fly.

Pancakes are rotten like smelly sock stew,
They’re gooey and yucky
I’ve made some for you!

Catherine Johnson, 2013.

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28 Responses

  1. No thanks. I’m not hungry just at the moment for some reason. xx Hugs

  2. HaHa!! Makes them sound even better to me!

  3. Great fun. Loved this — and the pancakes too! :)

  4. :) Light and fluffy, like a pancake! Good rhyme and fun!

  5. Thanks for making me laugh, Catherine! :-)

  6. Call out the Pancake Police!!

  7. I was sorry to have missed Pancake Day! So many unique holidays in Feb. Next year!!

  8. LOL…did you make some for yourself as well? Enjoyed reading this…Cheers!! :D

  9. Mmm…mmm.. Love me some Shrove Tuesday!

    In Sweden it is called Fettisdagen and they eat incredible pastries called semla – it’s a cardamom spiced bun filled with cream and almond paste. Heavenly!

  10. My kids have decided that Mardi Gras is their favorite day of the year because I make them crepes with nutella. Hope you enjoyed your pancakes!

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