The very funny Khaula Mazhar tagged me in Tagging Thyme where you answer 11 bizarre questions and tag 11 people. I have no hope of being as funny, so please make sure you read Khaula’s answers too!
1) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten in public?
I am tempted to say Sushi but it has to be the crab story. I was au pairing in Paris and we’d eaten some things I would never normally eat, quail
veal
and then we had what sounded normal, crab. Except the whole crab was put on your plate and the lady of the house said apart from the shell you can eat everything. So, I ate everything including these gross chewy things. After I’d eaten one, the lady of the house pipes up. Oh of course don’t eat the tentacles. Gross! I didn’t want to eat them in the first place. Yikes!
2) If you had to go on an adventure with elves, dwarves, or hobbits, who would you take and why?
I can’t get Khaula’s answer out of my head, of course Orlando Bloom, but seriously hobbits. Dwarves probably can’t run fast and elves can be tricksters.
3)You are at a rural retreat lodge somewhere deep in Wisconsin or Canada. You are approached by a taxidermist who hands you a stuffed badger and asks you to put it in your lap. What do you do next?
I would prefer Orlando Bloom in my lap. I would badger on about cruelty to animals and stuff his stuffed badger somewhere stuffy.
4) If you were given biscotti, would you prefer it with coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?
Yum! I would grab enough for all three
5) Funniest man or woman alive.
I love Khaula’s answer, Ellen but if I can only pick one it will have to be Will Ferrell.
6) If you were given thirty seconds on television to say something, what would it be?
It would have to be a joke, something to ease my nerves. How about:
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese! (The rest of the time would be me giggling nervously)
7) What is your idea of the most romantic date setting ever?
lovely!
8) If you could go on a date with a movie or television star, who would it be and why?
Orlando Bloom
9)What is the worst song you’ve ever heard?
There’s probably a few I’ve forgotten, but Macarena comes to mind.
10) If you could live anywhere else, where would it be?
Possibly somewhere European, because then you can just hop over to other beautiful countries without any hassle. I would actually like a New Zealand/England/Bali/Canada hybrid
That could be France!
11) Who – in your opinion – was the greatest person to ever live?
Jesus
Okay your turn. I choose…
4. Susie Lindau
7. Jack Flacco I can’t wait to read a zombie version.
9. Rhythm (can’t wait for doggy answers)
10. Hannah Holt
I can’t wait to see what you all reply, I do hope you’ll join in :0)
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These are hilarious! Nacho cheese cracked me up!
Thanks for the inclusion.
So will you be taking Orlando Bloom on your romantic date?
Love Will Ferrell. So funny!
Actually Will Ferrell would be much better company, he’s so funny.
I had to give Nacho Cheese some thought before I got it. Well done. love your answers.
Fun reading your answers, and thanks for tagging me
I will try to fit it in somewhere… Nacho cheese
hahaha
I didn’t make that one up I found it. Apparently when we were three on holiday me and my sister stood on stage and had to do something so we told jokes :0)
Funny crab story! Years ago I ordered a soft shell crab sandwich ( didn’t know what it was) and was so surprised to see the legs sticking out of the sandwich!
LOL. Hey, I’d love to see your answers too, Coleen. You do it! :0)
You crack me up Ms Johnson!! And I’m not sure I’m thrilled to be tagged, but I’ll chew on these questions and see what I can come up with.
Oh don’t worry you don’t have to :0)
But I did!!
I must have visited you right after this lol
Good choices. I loyally read several of those blogs. And now I shall peruse the unfamiliar ones…
Your turn next, I saw that you got tagged too
I don’t think I am well enough to answer these questions, as I feel quite queasy from question #1. (I thought it was the lungs that you could not eat. But does a soft shell crab truly have lungs? Not gills?)
Oh no I don’t want to hear about anymore parts I might have eaten lol.
Catherine, I’m honored to be tagged. I’ll have to see what wacky answers I can come up with. Hmm…maybe I’ll leave that up to Matilda.
Great idea!
Funny!